Top Ten Excuses For Not Making It To The Gym
First off, this is not about those of you who work out bright and early in the morning before the bell tolls for the rest of us. Before coffee. That is just not right. We’ll look into your dysfunction in a later post.
OK, now for the rest of us pathetic beautiful body wannabe’s, here is how it generally works.
Today, we believe with total confidence and announce with complete sincerity that tomorrow we’ll make it to the gym. There is no doubt whatsoever that it will be the absolute best and hardest workout of the year. From this day forth it’s going to be sweat and muscle. No pain, no gain is definitely our motto. It will be magnificent in all regards.
When tomorrow comes….you know the drill. I won’t go into it. It’s sad. I understand completely and still believe in you, in us. After all, we put our hearts and souls into our day jobs. I mean, really. We deserve better.
So, here we go. Actually, I correct myself. Now that I think of it, these are not excuses. They are reasons. Truly. We didn’t even take lunch.But only for today. Tomorrow’s truly gonna be big. I can see it now.
The Top Ten:
1. I am exhausted from work.
2. I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
3. I left my gym clothes at home.
4. I’m too busy.
5. I ate chili for lunch.
6. I’m still sore from last weeks work out.
7. I don’t have anyone to motivate me.
8. Football’s on!
9. I’m hung over.
10. I can always go tomorrow.
There you have it, this week’s top ten.
See you at the gym. No excuses.
